Mission colonna sonora

Questa canzone tratta dal film mission è un opera d'arte di uno dei migliori maestri ascoltala non te ne pentirai.

Lady Gaga: Bad Romance parodia

La divertente parodia di Lady Gaga delle canzone Bad Romance.

Testo della canzone:

Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga
Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga

Lady:
Its the future and everything is weird.
Check out this guy, hes got a metal beard.

I give good headache, I'll make you scream.
Is this reality or just a fever dream?

I like to jerk and twitch this is how I dance.
Its cold in here may I please put on some pants?

NOOO!

Lord:
Chic freak sista fierce work those bitchy gams
Those were just some words that only gay men understand.

Lord and Lady:
Bla bla bla hoo hoo he
Everybody look at me.

Random stuff random stuff
Tell me have you had enough?

Chorus:
If I love you and you love me, then baby how can we go wrong?
This chorus doesnt have anything to do with the rest of the song.

Lord:
Completely unrelated

Im Lady Gaga and Im Lord Gaga

Lord and Lady:
Sometimes we like to sing like we are underwataah.

Lord:
You think your weird girl, but Im weirder than you.
Let me tell of the weird things that I like to do.

Lord:
Yesterday I went to church and made out with a nun
Then I went up to the roof and stared into the sun.

Lady:
That is pretty weird but I got you beat
I like to wear a bathing suits made out of raw meat.

Lord:
I put on a tuxedo before I go to bed
I send out birthday cards to people who are dead

Lady:
I like to eat brillow pads thats how I got this voice.

Lord:
Sometimes I like to cut myself but its a fashion choice.

Lord and Lady:
If I love you and you love me, then baby how can we go wrong?
Were totally making this shit up, as we go along.

Lady Gaga Telephone Parodia (ft Beyonce)

Questa divertente parodia di The Key of Awsome su lady Gaga è veramente fenomenale tutta da ascoltare.

Testo della canzone:
GAGA
First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance
And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance

So I will distract them by getting half naked
And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink

The kitchen sink sink
What do you think think?
I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink

First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards
Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard

BEYONCE
This video seems goofy you should just do it alone
Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones

GAGA
You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue
We poison everyone including a cute dog

Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere
As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair

PPPPPPPPProduct Placement
Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement

Blood and guts and boobs and buts
And I just want to make your head explode

Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep
That was Lady Gaga in Morse code

BEYONCE
If you think Im doing this
Then youre a crazy bastard
You musta blown a gasket
Are you trippin on acid
As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard
And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket

BEYONCE
I just want to do a simple shoot with dancin
You used to be a diva now youre Marilyn Manson

GAGA
Youre gonna do my video and do it my way
Or something bad might happen to your family ay

BEYONCE
My family ay

GAGA
Thats right Beyonce

GAGA
A piano might accidentally fall on Jay Z

BEYONCE
Somebody help me cus I dont want sing anymore
Shes got a gun to my head on the dance floor

GAGA
Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub
And their doin it with a garden Gnome

BEYONCE
Please dont beat me up but I have to ask what
does that have to do with a telephone?

Justin Bieber Parodia "Sleep on You"

Un altra splendida parodia dei The key of Awsome Questa volta prendono in giro Justin Bieber e la canzone "Sleep on You"

Allright lets do this yall

Im adorable (so precious) Im a tween sensation (girl screams)
People think its cute when Im in adult situations.

Im gonna rock your body. Girl you know I aint playing.
Someone wrote this song for me so Im not sure what Im saying.

Ive seen many different girls and seen their second bases
But youre nothing like those girls. You dont have zits or braces

Im so glad its finally you and me and we are all alone
Except my dad whos over therecause hes the chaperone.

I wont try to pressure you, cus Im willing to wait,
And I wont try to touch your boobies on the first date.

Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie,
And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies.

Zero times one equals none.
Me plus you equals fun.

Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks.
Is my cuteness starting to make you weak?

I am adorable (so freaking cute) you cant resist my advances.
Ive got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Ushers dances.

Lets go to my dads car, and make the windows steam.
I really hope that sounded cool cus I dont know what it means.

Most of other boys will play you for a fool.
I made you this macaroni necklace today at school.

I know how please you cus I can do sex good.
I learned about it in a playboy that I found in the woods.

The square root of 1600 is 40.
Dont you wanna be my shortie.

When I first saw you I was astounded.
Ill love you tonight if Im not grounded.

Dad: (spoken) You are definitely grounded

JUSTIN
Im adorable (Its almost disgusting)

DAD
Stop singing that song
My son sings like a little girl I dont know where I went wrong

JUSTIN
I wanna sleep on you.

DAD
That doesnt make sense and, youre being creepy

JUSTIN
Whoa its almost nine oclock Im getting kind of sleepy.